The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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