Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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