There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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