You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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