just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
