Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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