WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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