They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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