Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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