Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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