just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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