Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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