Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I need water and some morals
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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