if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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