Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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