I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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