we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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