I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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