scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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