You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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