covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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