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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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