Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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