I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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