there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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