Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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