is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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