operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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