the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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