That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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