We won't sleep together?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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