were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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