Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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