I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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