Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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