The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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