I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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