This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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