Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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