He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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