So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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