Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
