I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
worst night to have a conscience
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i think i just lost a toe
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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