awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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