what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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