Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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