and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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