Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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