I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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