with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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