Having a random hookup so left but love u
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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