So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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