I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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