Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
