Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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