I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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