I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
soo... how was my night?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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