he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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